What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 03:20
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
HELLO
Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.